Not like it's not common knowledge around anybody worth knowing, but I've done more than my share of "illegal" things in my time. Grand larceny? Hell, it's my profession. And there's plenty of other things that could get added to that list. But that's not what I got pegged for.
Here's what happened - I was out clubbing again, just out for what amounts to a good time in my life these days, and I was on my way home. I got pulled over. Speeding. WTF? I drive a BMW Z4, of course I'm not obeying the speed limit! For some reason, they decide I'm a great candidate for a sobriety test.
Didn't pass. I've been slammed with a stupid DUI. How lame is that?
I've been dealing with that ever since. Tried to call a real lawyer (even though I'm still not sure how he became Matlock) to get me off, but I keep being told he's busy. I go to court tomorrow to see what my fine is going to be. Hoping for no jail time or any other stupidity like that.
Current Mood: irritated
Current Music: Ironic - Alanis Morrissette